2007 Legacy: The Skater Shoe Bulk Crisis
Watching the boys waddle down the linoleum hallway because their chunky skate shoes had tongues thicker than an encyclopedia volume. Part of the 33 School… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Skater Shoe Bulk Crisis
2007 Legacy: The “Green Zone” Wall
Why did it get taller? To make sure the “Diplomacy” happening inside wasn’t interrupted by the “Reality” happening outside. Part of the 41 Military Jokes:… Read More »2007 Legacy: The “Green Zone” Wall
2005 Vintage: The Sock
I’m “toasty” in my office chair. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Legacy: The Million Dollar Home Run
Why was the sports talk so technical? Because everyone was arguing about “Steroids” in baseball, but nobody wanted to admit that the turkey was definitely… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Million Dollar Home Run
2004 Classic: The Final Result
She looked at the bank statement and said, “You’re fired.” I said, “I can’t be fired, I’m the co-owner.” Part of the 58 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2004 Classic: The Final Result
2004 Archive: The The Village Twist
Why was the forest scary? Because M. Night Shyamalan made us think the “Those We Don’t Speak Of” were actually just the neighbors in red… Read More »2004 Archive: The The Village Twist
2003 Archive: The “Faint” Linkin Park
Chester is screaming, Mike is rapping, and I’m feeling very misunderstood in my cargo shorts. Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners: The 2003 Digital Dawn… Read More »2003 Archive: The “Faint” Linkin Park
2002 Archive: The Psychiatrist
“Doctor, I feel like I’m losing my connection.” “Have you tried resetting your router… and your life?” Part of the 56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002… Read More »2002 Archive: The Psychiatrist
2001 Classic: The Referral
He sent me to a specialist who only works via email. I haven’t had a response since February. Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2001 Classic: The Referral
2001 Classic: The Halo
My husband is “Saving the Universe.” I told him the universe in the living room is covered in dust. Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2001 Classic: The Halo