2013 Legacy: The Kindle Paperwhite 2
Why was the manager reading in the elevator? He wanted to show off his “perfect contrast” even in the fluorescent office lighting. Part of the… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Kindle Paperwhite 2
2013 Vintage: The Retainer Fee
Why did the lawyer call it a “Vine Retainer”? Because just like the app, the money is gone in 6 seconds. Part of the 46… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Retainer Fee
2012 Classic: The Mirror
I’m “reflecting” on my life before the Mayan prophecy. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically… Read More »2012 Classic: The Mirror
2012 Classic: The Closing Argument
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken’s “Tinder match.” Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse… Read More »2012 Classic: The Closing Argument
2011 Vintage: The Fukushima Disaster
Why were world leaders rethinking nuclear power? Because nature reminded everyone in March that “fail-safe” is just a suggestion when an earthquake and a tsunami… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Fukushima Disaster
2011 Legacy: The Plum
I’ve got a “juicy” secret. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Archive: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
Still using a folded paper game during afternoon recess to predict if you would marry a pop star or live in a mansion in the… Read More »2011 Archive: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
2011 Archive: The Best Director Win
Why did Tom Hooper win? Because he used more wide-angle lenses in one movie than most directors use in a lifetime. Part of the 42… Read More »2011 Archive: The Best Director Win
2010 Vintage: The Pill Logic
“Take this pill and don’t tweet for 24 hours.” Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Pill Logic
2010 Archive: The Smolensk Air Disaster
Why was April 2010 a trauma for Poland? Because in one moment, an entire national elite vanished, reminding the world that history can be cruel… Read More »2010 Archive: The Smolensk Air Disaster