2010 Vintage: The Pill Logic

“Take this pill and don’t tweet for 24 hours.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

@Zelda_Link06/24/2008 04:07It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@Lycos_Dog08/02/2002 20:08Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@Flash_Animator01/26/2011 02:31I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Shrek_Ogrelord12/13/2009 11:36Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Blue_Screen_Survivor11/14/2014 14:26At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@Charmed_Ones07/23/2001 12:04The power of three... laughs!

@Ninja_Turtle_R06/30/2007 19:28Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@Fat_Bastard_Get10/12/1997 07:29Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@Uncle_Rico_9812/11/2000 11:51I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.