2010 Archive: The Smolensk Air Disaster
Why was April 2010 a trauma for Poland? Because in one moment, an entire national elite vanished, reminding the world that history can be cruel… Read More »2010 Archive: The Smolensk Air Disaster
2009 Archive: The Clock
I’m “ticking.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Legacy: The 2009 Trendsetter
One, but they do it while wearing a scarf in the middle of summer and a “Free Hugs” t-shirt. Part of the 64 Light Bulb… Read More »2009 Legacy: The 2009 Trendsetter
2009 Vintage: The Skater Shoe Bulk Crisis
Watching the boys waddle down the linoleum hallway because their chunky skate shoes had tongues thicker than an encyclopedia volume. Part of the 35 School… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Skater Shoe Bulk Crisis
2008 Vintage: The Jack Nicholson Appearance
Why is he still in the front row? Because he’s the only person allowed to wear sunglasses indoors and not look like a total amateur.… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Jack Nicholson Appearance
2008 Vintage: The Modem
I’m “connecting” at the speed of 3G. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
2008 Archive: Rihanna’s “Umbrella”
Why did it win Best Rap/Sung Collaboration? Because in 2007-2008, “Ella, ella, eh, eh” was the only language the world spoke fluently. Part of the… Read More »2008 Archive: Rihanna’s “Umbrella”
2008 Legacy: The Laptop Trackpad
Why was the worker frustrated? He discovered “Multi-touch gestures” and accidentally deleted his report while trying to zoom in. Part of the 67 Office Groaners:… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Laptop Trackpad
2008 Legacy: Best Rap Performance by a Duo or Group
Why “Southside” by Common & Kanye? Because Chicago was officially the capital of the Grammy world in 2008. Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Legacy: Best Rap Performance by a Duo or Group