2013 Vintage: The Retainer Fee

Why did the lawyer call it a “Vine Retainer”? Because just like the app, the money is gone in 6 seconds.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »

A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »

Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »

Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »

The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »

A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »

In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »

In 2004, the legal landscape shifted forever. With the birth of F...read more »

In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »

In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »

In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »

A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »

A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »

Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan12/15/1996 02:53I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Pokemon_Blue05/08/2002 11:50Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!

@Titanic_Jack02/16/2007 16:40I am the king of the world... of laughing!

@Lion_King_Pumbaa02/01/2011 07:12They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Startup_Kid04/21/2010 10:15Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@Web_Counter_9911/01/2011 20:58I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@Maplestory_Kid04/09/2008 16:10@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!