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2008 Vintage: The Modem

 I’m “connecting” at the speed of 3G.

Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Blue_Screen_Survivor04/26/2008 08:40At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Austin_Powers_Doctor06/04/2000 17:01One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@Keyboard_Warrior10/13/2002 15:05F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@Mocking_Sponge06/16/2011 19:52mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan04/26/2012 00:09Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
@Troll_Face_Real01/13/2003 19:05Problem? No, just laughs!
@Dark_Web_Joker05/16/2006 05:24Found this on the deep end of the net.
@Selfie_King_0511/30/2013 16:24Taking a photo of me laughing!

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