2000 Legacy: The Donut
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, just let me in! Part of the 55 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Donut
1999 Classic: The Blair Witch
I went into the woods to find a joke. I’m still standing in the corner. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s… Read More »1999 Classic: The Blair Witch
1999 Classic: The Trash Can
I’m a recycler. I’m just throwing it all away. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Vintage: The Natalie Imbruglia “Torn”
Why the hoodie? For the year everyone realized that a cover song by an Australian actress could be the most relatable thing on the radio.… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Natalie Imbruglia “Torn”
1997 Vintage: The Ethics Committee
Why did the law school cancel the ethics class in 1997? Lack of interest and absolutely no billable potential. Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Ethics Committee
1996 Vintage: Alanis Morissette (Grammy Sweep)
Why did she win everything? Because in 1996, the recording academy realized that being angry about a guy who left you in a theater was… Read More »1996 Vintage: Alanis Morissette (Grammy Sweep)
1996 Legacy: The Parrot Part 3
The guy from 1995 still has the parrot. He gets a new girlfriend. The parrot looks at her and says, “Wow, Steve! You finally upgraded… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Parrot Part 3
1996 Legacy: The Israeli Election (Netanyahu)
Why did Bibi Netanyahu win in 1996? Because he promised “Peace with Security,” which sounded great until everyone realized it was like promising a “Diet… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Israeli Election (Netanyahu)
1995 Classic: Tom Hanks (Apollo 13)
Why did Tom Hanks always win? Because in 1995, if you got stuck in space without oxygen, he’d still find a way to get an… Read More »1995 Classic: Tom Hanks (Apollo 13)
1995 Vintage: The Medicare Fight
Why were the seniors so angry? Because Newt Gingrich said Medicare would “wither on the vine,” and the vines decided they weren’t going down without… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Medicare Fight