Why did Bibi Netanyahu win in 1996? Because he promised “Peace with Security,” which sounded great until everyone realized it was like promising a “Diet with extra fries.”
Part of the 31 Politicians Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Modems” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
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