1999 Classic: The Trash Can

I’m a recycler. I’m just throwing it all away.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

I’m "slowly" updating.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: ...read more »

I’m "shaking" off the legacy bugs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "displaying" 100% transparency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

2016 was a wild ride of augmented reality and viral sensations. W...read more »

I’ll "never" forget the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "whining" about the lag in my eyes.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "spilling" the secrets of the reload.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

I’m in the "limelight" of the web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

I’m "coating" the reality in digital sweetness.Part of the 124 C...read more »

I’m "pining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full ...read more »

@HTML_Hacker06/04/2004 21:22<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Gnutella_User10/15/2006 10:14Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Fifth_Element_Lelu10/21/2002 17:27Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Distracted_Boy08/13/2009 14:52Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Shut_Up_Money03/20/2014 17:49Shut up and take my laughter!

@Opera_User_9905/15/2004 03:38Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.