The guy from 1995 still has the parrot. He gets a new girlfriend. The parrot looks at her and says, “Wow, Steve! You finally upgraded to the Pentium model! More memory, but still no ‘Soft-Ware’!”
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My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.