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1997 Vintage: The Ethics Committee

 Why did the law school cancel the ethics class in 1997? Lack of interest and absolutely no billable potential.

Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 1997 “Dancing Baby & Billable Minutes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Forrest_Gump_Running03/24/2000 01:42Laughing is as laughing does.
@HTML_Hacker10/25/1999 14:47<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Powerpuff_Bubbs11/02/1998 12:17Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@Mini_Me_Rocks07/07/2009 06:30... (Laughter in silence).
@Railgun_Sniper01/30/1999 18:11I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
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@Podcast_Listener02/07/2004 08:02I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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