Why were the seniors so angry? Because Newt Gingrich said Medicare would “wither on the vine,” and the vines decided they weren’t going down without a fight.
Part of the 31 Politicians Jokes: The 1995 “Saxophones & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alrighty then! Super funny.
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
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