Why was the forest scary? Because M. Night Shyamalan made us think the “Those We Don’t Speak Of” were actually just the neighbors in red ponchos.
Part of the 33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2004 “Social Networks & Shrek 2” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Moana 2 (Live Action/Animated Hybrid)
Why was the pool so "Magical"? Because Disney combined every tech...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Ballerina (John Wick Spin-off)
Why was the 4th so "Gracefully Violent"? Because Ana de Armas pro...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Star" Power
Why was the 4th so "Bright"? Because we realized that in 2024, ev...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2016 “Pokemon GO & Mannequins” Edition
In 2016, Independence Day was a "Mobile Adventure." We were all w...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & Space Odysseys” Edition
In 2001, Independence Day felt like the true start of the 21st ce...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Please Please Please" Begging
Why was the 4th so "Desperate"? Because Sabrina Carpenter was beg...read more »
2024 Classic: The Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (Teasers)
Why was the 4th so "Spooky"? Because Michael Keaton was coming ba...read more »
2024 Vintage: The The Fall Guy Stunts
Why did the Dad jump over the bonfire? Because Ryan Gosling made ...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2021 “Vaxed & Waxed” Edition
In 2021, Independence Day was the "Reunion Tour." We were finally...read more »
35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Flossing” Edition
In 2018, Independence Day was a "Survival Challenge." We were all...read more »
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34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2024 “Stanley Cups & Very Demure” Edition
In 2024, Independence Day was "Very Mindful, Very Demure." We cel...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Million Dollar Baby" Bounce
Why was the 4th so "Funky"? Because Tommy Richman’s 80s-inspired ...read more »
2025 Classic: The The Bear Season 4
Why was the kitchen so "Copenhagen"? Because every home cook was ...read more »
2024 Classic: The The Bear Season 3
Why was the kitchen so "Yes, Chef"? Because the show returned in ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
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Found this on the deep end of the net.
Saving the best laugh for last!