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1995 Classic: Tom Hanks (Apollo 13)

 Why did Tom Hanks always win? Because in 1995, if you got stuck in space without oxygen, he’d still find a way to get an Oscar for it.

Part of the 41 Celebrity Jokes: The 1995 “Red Carpet & Rhinestones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tamagotchi_Dad04/16/2001 12:41Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@Home_Alone_Kevin09/30/1996 18:30Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Agent_Smith_0112/30/2008 03:28It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Twelve_Monkeys_F06/04/2004 06:47The future is laughing at us.
@Hattori_Hanzo_S02/12/1998 08:58I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@Blue_Your_My_Boy01/21/1995 00:30You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@Hat_Tip_Sir03/15/2003 00:26M’lady... this joke is superb.
@Jackie_Chan_Wut12/08/1999 07:54My mind is blown by how funny this is.
@Slow_Clap_Guy12/02/1995 21:26...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!

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