2020 Vintage: The Honeydew

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to watch Among Us streamers?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!P...read more »

@PalmPilot_Pro03/20/2009 08:52Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@Titanic_Survivor08/07/2007 06:06I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Austin_Powers_Groovy05/22/2013 03:39Groovy, baby! Very groovy.

@Napster_Leech12/23/2014 23:40Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@SoulSeek_Fan03/10/1996 11:33Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Total_Recall_Fan06/28/2012 22:15Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Footloose_Ren01/13/1997 15:35Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

@Shut_Up_Money10/25/2013 08:53Shut up and take my laughter!

@Deal_With_It_G12/15/2008 17:35Deal with it. This is gold.