2007 Legacy: The “Green Zone” Wall

Why did it get taller? To make sure the “Diplomacy” happening inside wasn’t interrupted by the “Reality” happening outside.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why so quiet? Because the first rule of "Martian Recon" is that w...read more »

Why the T-62s? To prove that "Vintage" is a legitimate tactical c...read more »

In 1995, the world’s militaries were transitioning from "Grand St...read more »

Why do I still see it? Because some traditions—and some bad fashi...read more »

Why was it the "Year of the Swarm"? Because we realized that the ...read more »

Why was 2025 the year of the "Mosquito"? Because the military rea...read more »

Why did the Pentagon start using "Project Maven"? To prove that a...read more »

Why is the Patriot the MVP? Because it’s the only 40-year-old in ...read more »

Why only drones? To prove that a Marine’s "Aggression" can be per...read more »

Why the 12K upgrade? To see if the enemy soldier is using a "Pro"...read more »

Why did it change to "Algorithmic Superiority"? Because "Winning"...read more »

Why the palm scan? To make sure that the person holding the rifle...read more »

Why the Mach 7 upgrade? To deliver a "Message of Peace" so fast t...read more »

Why the DNA scan? To make sure you’re actually a "Human" and not ...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan11/22/2007 13:42I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Dirty_Dancing_F07/12/1999 15:40Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.

@White_Goodman_G04/21/1998 13:07We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Y_U_NO_Laugh04/20/2010 19:46Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?

@Bebo_Lover_0512/31/1996 04:00Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

@David_After_Dent10/29/2005 06:21Is this real life? Or is it just funny?