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2013 Vintage: The Bodybuilder

 “I’m not changing the bulb, I’m ‘maintaining a peak contraction’ on the ladder.”

Part of the 58 Light Bulb Jokes: 2013 – The Year of the Frozen Sing-along archive. Historically Verified

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@BBS_Veteran05/30/2015 00:55Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
@Yahoo_Directory04/06/2011 22:22Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@SpiderMan_Peter05/01/2014 14:20My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Silk_Road_Ghost05/24/2000 09:21Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Agent_Smith_0103/07/2010 11:25It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@American_Psycho_P03/27/2006 19:41I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
@He_Man_Power12/08/2011 08:15I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Frame_Set_Wizard01/27/1997 20:59I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@Terran_Marine08/28/2004 02:29Go, go, go! More jokes!
@Arthas_Fan_0201/18/2007 21:28Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

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