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2014 Archive: The “Take Me to Church” Hozier

 I still don’t know if it’s about religion or a breakup, but the bass makes me want to repent for something.

Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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