2010 Archive: The Ghost’s Diet
Why do ghosts love diet soda? Because they want to stay “boo-tiful.” Part of the 47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 “Instagrammatic” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2010 Archive: The Ghost’s Diet
2010 Legacy: The Scared Baker
Why did the baker get arrested? He was caught “rolling” in the dough. Part of the 47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 “Instagrammatic” Edition archive.… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Scared Baker
2010 Vintage: The Instagram Influx
Why did the art teacher look so deeply offended? Because instead of sketching the fruit bowl on the table, the students were using their new… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Instagram Influx
2009 Legacy: The B-52
“Light it up like a viral video.” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2009 Legacy: Best Dance Recording
Why “Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger” (Live)? Because Daft Punk are robots, and robots don’t lose. Part of the 41 Grammy Jokes: The 2009 “Raising Sand… Read More »2009 Legacy: Best Dance Recording
2009 Legacy: The Launch of Google Wave
Why were we confused? Because Google launched a “collaboration tool” that was supposed to replace email, but was so complicated that even Google employees didn’t… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Launch of Google Wave
2009 Archive: The Andre Agassi “Crystal Meth” Reveal
Why was his autobiography Open a bestseller? Because he admitted he hated tennis and once wore a toupee, proving he was the most honest man in sports.… Read More »2009 Archive: The Andre Agassi “Crystal Meth” Reveal
2009 Legacy: The Cow
I’m “moo-ving” on. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The Camera Flash
Why did the blonde smile at her doorbell? She thought it had a “built-in camera” with facial recognition. Part of the 56 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Camera Flash
2008 Archive: The Surgeon’s Hands
“Steady as a surgeon’s.” “Even during a recession?” “Actually, I’m shaking because I’m cold. They turned off the hospital heater.” Part of the 65 Doctor… Read More »2008 Archive: The Surgeon’s Hands