Why was his autobiography Open a bestseller? Because he admitted he hated tennis and once wore a toupee, proving he was the most honest man in sports.
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🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition
In 1995, sports were physical, loud, and full of comebacks. MJ tr...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Cooper Flagg Debut
Why were the NBA teams "Tanking" again? Because every losing team...read more »
The Referee Vision
A perspective from the most hated man on the field.I asked the re...read more »
47 Sports Jokes: The 2019 “The Bounce & Tiger’s Roar” Edition
In 2019, the scriptwriters for global sports went into overdrive....read more »
The Cricket Length
A sport that lasts longer than most vacations.I watched a cricket...read more »
2025 Archive: The LeBron & Bronny Duo
Why was the Lakers' locker room so polite? Because you can’t tras...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Golden Shoes” Edition
In 1996, sports were flashy, loud, and larger than life. From Muh...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 New Year's Eve
Why were we looking at 2026? Because the World Cup is in North Am...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Alcaraz-Sinner Era
Why did the tennis world stop asking about Federer and Nadal? Bec...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Inside the NBA" Move
Why were we watching Shaq and Chuck on a different channel? Becau...read more »
😜 More from category: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The "Shohei" Documentary
Why was it the most watched film? Because we all wanted to see ho...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Adrian Newey "Aston Martin" Debut
Why was Lawrence Stroll's car so fast? Because he bought the smar...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ohtani Recovery
Why was the world’s most expensive arm back on the mound? Because...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Non-Stop" Soccer Calendar
Why were the players taking naps during corners? Because between ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
I’ll be back... to read this again.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.