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2009 Archive: The Andre Agassi “Crystal Meth” Reveal

Why was his autobiography Open a bestseller? Because he admitted he hated tennis and once wore a toupee, proving he was the most honest man in sports.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2009 “Records & Redemption” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition
In 1995, sports were physical, loud, and full of comebacks. MJ tr...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Cooper Flagg Debut
Why were the NBA teams "Tanking" again? Because every losing team...read more »
The Referee Vision
A perspective from the most hated man on the field.I asked the re...read more »
47 Sports Jokes: The 2019 “The Bounce & Tiger’s Roar” Edition
In 2019, the scriptwriters for global sports went into overdrive....read more »
The Cricket Length
A sport that lasts longer than most vacations.I watched a cricket...read more »
2025 Archive: The LeBron & Bronny Duo
Why was the Lakers' locker room so polite? Because you can’t tras...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Golden Shoes” Edition
In 1996, sports were flashy, loud, and larger than life. From Muh...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 New Year's Eve
Why were we looking at 2026? Because the World Cup is in North Am...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Alcaraz-Sinner Era
Why did the tennis world stop asking about Federer and Nadal? Bec...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Inside the NBA" Move
Why were we watching Shaq and Chuck on a different channel? Becau...read more »

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2025 Vintage: The Adrian Newey "Aston Martin" Debut
Why was Lawrence Stroll's car so fast? Because he bought the smar...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ohtani Recovery
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Why were the players taking naps during corners? Because between ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Builder04/03/2002 05:37I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
@Terminator_T80001/16/2012 20:53I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Palm_Pilot_User12/12/2003 13:53Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@Napster_User_9911/20/2006 06:41Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@Animorphs_X08/01/2007 09:47I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Wild_Thornberry07/06/2006 15:24Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
@Pedro_For_Pres01/27/2002 17:04Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Spawn_Camper_J05/29/2010 08:01I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

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