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2004 Archive: The Sarah Jessica Parker Win

Why did she finally get the Best Actress trophy? For proving that writing columns about sex can fund a wardrobe worth more than the GDP of a small nation.

Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2004 “Arrested Development, The Sopranos’ Final Throne & Angels’ Clean Sweep” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Win95_Fanatic07/29/1997 10:01This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@Angelfire_User07/10/2004 04:48Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@Wrestling_Nut09/06/2003 14:00Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
@Cal_Naughton_Jr02/22/2004 01:25The magic man... is laughing!
@Aliens_Guy_Hair09/13/2008 01:13I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

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