2000 Classic: The File
I’m a manicurist. I’m just smoothing things over. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Legacy: The Control
I’m a manager. I’m just “alt”-ering the situation. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
1999 Classic: The Apple Martini
A guy orders an Appletini. The bartender says, “One drink for people who miss elementary school snacks.” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999… Read More »1999 Classic: The Apple Martini
1999 Archive: The Comic Sans Warning
The parish announcement regarding a serious financial deficit being printed entirely in a bubbly, cartoonish font because it was the secretary’s favorite new style. Part… Read More »1999 Archive: The Comic Sans Warning
1998 Classic: The Printer
Why did the blonde put a mirror in front of the printer? She wanted to see a “carbon copy.” Part of the 48 Classic Blonde… Read More »1998 Classic: The Printer
1997 Legacy: The Chelsea Clinton Stanford Move
Why was the President so sad about Chelsea going to college? Because she was the only person in the White House who knew how to… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Chelsea Clinton Stanford Move
1997 Legacy: The Verve
She keeps singing “Bittersweet Symphony.” I told her the only thing bittersweet is the fact that we’re out of coffee. Part of the 65 Marriage… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Verve
1996 Legacy: The Physical
He told me I’m in great shape for a man who’s been dead for three days. Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Physical
1995 Vintage: The Honeymoon
Why is a honeymoon like a 1995 dial-up connection? Because it takes forever to get connected and someone always hangs up too early. Part of… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Honeymoon