She keeps singing “Bittersweet Symphony.” I told her the only thing bittersweet is the fact that we’re out of coffee.
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
Saving the best laugh for last!