2007 Legacy: The Cow
I’m “moo-ving” to a data plan. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Legacy: The Bouncer
“You’re too drunk to ‘Check In’.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2006 Legacy: The High-Definition TV Upgrade
The church trustees purchasing a massive, heavy plasma television for the fellowship hall, which takes four grown men to lift and permanently alters the layout… Read More »2006 Legacy: The High-Definition TV Upgrade
2006 Vintage: The 24
Jack Bauer survives everything in a day. My husband survives 15 minutes of grocery shopping before calling me for “backup.” Part of the 66 Marriage… Read More »2006 Vintage: The 24
2006 Vintage: Worst Dressed (The Mid-2000s Pouf)
Why so much volume? Because every actress looked like she was hiding a small family of Lost survivors under her skirt. Part of the 41… Read More »2006 Vintage: Worst Dressed (The Mid-2000s Pouf)
2006 Archive: Step Up
Why was the ballet dancer hanging out with the street dancer? Because Channing Tatum proved that “dancing your way out of trouble” is a legitimate… Read More »2006 Archive: Step Up
2006 Vintage: The Killers “Sam’s Town”
Why the mustache? For the Las Vegas band trying to prove they were more Bruce Springsteen than Duran Duran. Part of the 41 Musician &… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Killers “Sam’s Town”
2006 Legacy: The Fernando Alonso Double
Why was Renault faster than Ferrari? Because Alonso defended his F1 title, proving that the Schumacher era was officially over (at least for a few… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Fernando Alonso Double
2006 Vintage: The Tiger
I’m “earning” my stripes on the web. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Classic: The Anchorman
A guy walks in and yells, “I’m kind of a big deal!” The bartender says, “Great, then you won’t mind paying for everyone’s round, Mr.… Read More »2004 Classic: The Anchorman