2007 Legacy: The Cow

I’m “moo-ving” to a data plan.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "blooming" in the spotlight.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

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I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a "space"-y messag...read more »

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@Linux_Kernel_0.106/30/2014 00:19Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Dial_Up_King07/04/2011 13:59Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Keyboard_Warrior01/19/1998 19:50F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!

@Wrestling_Nut04/19/2002 02:30Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@Linkin_Park_Fan07/10/2006 09:57In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!

@CatDog_Alone07/14/2009 01:48One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!

@Brick_Tamland_L06/16/2005 23:33I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Charlie_Unicorn08/12/2003 10:39We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

@David_After_Dent11/20/2005 15:41Is this real life? Or is it just funny?