2006 Vintage: The 24

Jack Bauer survives everything in a day. My husband survives 15 minutes of grocery shopping before calling me for “backup.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »

My watch told me I lost 500 "Aura points" for forgetting to say ...read more »

In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

Everything is so fast. Now my wife’s "I told you so" reaches me ...read more »

I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

Our fridge locked itself and won't let me have a beer until I "p...read more »

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »

It mowed the lawn into the shape of my wife’s face. I told her i...read more »

A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »

@Beavis_Butthead04/07/2014 17:43Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@DVD_Rom_King05/10/1996 23:32More capacity for humor on this site!

@Tyler_Durden_Real03/05/2009 05:29Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Sum41_Skater05/31/1995 15:51In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!

@Under_Const_Gif03/08/2007 23:42This site is never finished... with humor!

@WordPress_Fan_0306/02/2003 18:47The best thing since version 1.0!

@Hi5_Pro_User07/15/1998 19:54High five for this joke!

@Afk_For_Laughs11/12/1995 14:07Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

@Homestar_Runner03/31/1999 18:31That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!