The church trustees purchasing a massive, heavy plasma television for the fellowship hall, which takes four grown men to lift and permanently alters the layout of the coffee hour forever.
Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2006 “YouTube Sermons, Myspace Profiles & Nintendo Wii Lock-Ins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Hybrid Zoom Audio Feedback
The building maintenance committee meeting held in a hybrid forma...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
A parish prayer group starting an instant messaging thread, which...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
A teenager wearing an oversized, swishing nylon winter jacket get...read more »
2025 Classic: The Matching Shirt Directory
A family trying to take their own photo for the new online parish...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The deep crimson plush carpeting in the sanctuary showing absolut...read more »
2024 Archive: The AI Newsletter Draft
Watching the expression on the senior pastor's face when he learn...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2020 “Livestream Services, Muted Microphones & Drive-In Fellowship” Edition
In 2020, church life experienced an unprecedented, rapid shift as...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Centering Altar Camera
A modern webcam with a motion-tracking sensor installed in the ch...read more »
37 Religious Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Dial-Up Tones & Fellowship Halls” Edition
In 1996, church life was undergoing a slow, digital awakening whi...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
Printing the annual parish deficit summary on bright, fluorescent...read more »
😜 More from category: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Smart Thermostat App War
The head of the trustee board tracking the chapel heating bill fr...read more »
2025 Archive: The Short-Form Ministry Algorithm
The youth group leaders attempting to film a fast-paced vertical ...read more »
33 Religious Jokes: The 2014 “Cloud Storage, Tablet Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition
In 2014, church life was fully embracing the cloud era, with pape...read more »
37 Religious Jokes: The 2017 “Bitcoin Offerings, Smart Speakers & Cloud Fellowship” Edition
In 2017, church life stood at a massive technological crossroads ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
I am listening... and I am laughing.
I am crying... with laughter!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
You must construct additional laughs!