2004 Classic: The Anchorman
A guy walks in and yells, “I’m kind of a big deal!” The bartender says, “Great, then you won’t mind paying for everyone’s round, Mr.… Read More »2004 Classic: The Anchorman
2003 Archive: The Fire
I’m “on fire” this year. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Classic: The Air
I’m a bird. I’m just “flighty.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Legacy: The Jackass
The Movie: I just paid to watch a guy get bitten by a snake and another one go down a hill in a shopping cart. I… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Jackass
2002 Archive: The Berry BlackBerry
Why were celebrities staring at blue screens? Because in 2002, having a “CrackBerry” meant you could send an email from a party and feel like… Read More »2002 Archive: The Berry BlackBerry
2001 Legacy: The Heart
“Your pulse is fast.” “I’m nervous!” “Me too, this is my first time using the digital scalpel.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Heart
2001 Classic: The Pro-Wrestler
One, but they have to jump off the ladder and break the table. Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2001 – A Space and… Read More »2001 Classic: The Pro-Wrestler
2001 Vintage: The Optimist
“At least I can’t see the mess in my room now!” Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2001 – A Space and Socket Odyssey… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Optimist
2001 Vintage: The Pager’s Ghost
A guy’s pager goes off. The whole bar laughs. He says, “It’s vintage!” Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era”… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Pager’s Ghost
2000 Legacy: The Control
I’m a manager. I’m just “alt”-ering the situation. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified