2001 Legacy: The Heart

“Your pulse is fast.” “I’m nervous!” “Me too, this is my first time using the digital scalpel.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Y2K_Ready05/29/2014 01:06If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@Floppy_Disk_Hero12/02/2009 13:00I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@Tank_Operator08/04/2005 07:23Loading the training program... for comedy.

@Donny_V_ShutUp10/04/2014 08:33Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Gremlins_Gizmo09/24/1996 05:20Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Ricky_Bobby_Fan10/10/2006 07:04Shake and bake! Hilarious!

@Map_Maker_X11/30/2003 15:39The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.