I’m a bird. I’m just “flighty.”
Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
My fist is clenched... with joy!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!