The Movie: I just paid to watch a guy get bitten by a snake and another one go down a hill in a shopping cart. I love cinema.
Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
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Rare humor found in the deep web.
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
True story! I was there!
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!