2004 Classic: The Anchorman

A guy walks in and yells, “I’m kind of a big deal!” The bartender says, “Great, then you won’t mind paying for everyone’s round, Mr. Burgundy.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »

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In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

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@Rocket_Power_9902/15/2002 14:14We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@He_Man_Power10/24/1997 11:20I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Brick_Tamland_L09/20/2007 00:52I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Charlie_Bit_Me09/20/2008 17:16Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Infoseek_Explorer11/20/2015 14:07Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

@Xanga_Skin_Maker10/10/2000 03:44This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@Pwnage_King10/21/2003 23:07Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

@GL_HF_Runner07/01/2007 19:24Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

@Cloud_Computing06/07/2011 10:38Storing my laughs in the cloud.