Why Justin Long? For a horror movie that taught us that if a rental house looks suspicious, the last thing you should do is go into the sub-basement (even if Bill Skarsgård is there).
Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick’s G-Force, Elvis’s Voice & The Slap” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Vintage: The Dungeons & Dragons
Honor Among Thieves: Why the pudgy dragon? For a movie that was s...read more »
2024 Archive: The Smile 2 Popstar
Why Naomi Scott? For a horror sequel that suggested being a world...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Poor Things Eyes
Why Emma Stone? For a performance that proved that being a "reani...read more »
34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2017 “Logan’s Tears, Get Out & The Shape of Water” Edition
In 2017, Hollywood decided to get personal. It was the year we le...read more »
2025 Classic: The Minecraft Movie Square-off
Why does everything look like a block? For a movie that proved th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Jurassic World
Rebirth: Why Scarlett Johansson? For proving that no matter how m...read more »
36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2012 “Assemble, Skyfalls & Mush-Mouth Bane” Edition
In 2012, Hollywood was all about the "Payoff." It was the year we...read more »
2023 Archive: The Elemental Elements
Why the fire and water? For a Pixar movie that suggested that the...read more »
2023 Classic: The Past Lives Subway
Why the "In-Yun"? For a movie that made everyone text their middl...read more »
38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1996 “Show Me The Money, Aliens & Accents” Edition
In 1996, Hollywood was caught between the blockbuster boom and th...read more »
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40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2001 “Wizards, Hobbits & Ogre Onion” Edition
In 2001, Hollywood realized that people really, really wanted to ...read more »
37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World, Bad Batmans & Face-Swapping” Edition
In 1997, Hollywood was obsessed with scale. If it wasn’t the most...read more »
34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man, CGI Yoda & Mom’s Spaghetti” Edition
In 2002, Hollywood was all about breaking records and digital bou...read more »
2023 Archive: The Saltburn Bathtub
Why Barry Keoghan? For a scene that made everyone in 2023 realize...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
... (Laughter in silence).
Actually, it IS a cool story!
This is the future of humor!