“You’re too drunk to ‘Check In’.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2022 Vintage: The Oscar Slap
A guy tells a joke about the bartender’s wife. The bouncer walks up and slaps him. The guy says,... read more »
A guy tells a joke about the bartender’s wife. The bouncer walks up and slaps him. The guy says,... read more »
2. 1997 Archive: The Vodka Red Bull
A guy orders a vodka and a new drink called "Red Bull." An hour later, he’s trying to bar-hop by... read more »
A guy orders a vodka and a new drink called "Red Bull." An hour later, he’s trying to bar-hop by... read more »
3. 1999 Vintage: The Frosted Tips
A guy with frosted tips walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Did you get stuck in a blizz... read more »
A guy with frosted tips walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Did you get stuck in a blizz... read more »
4. 2004 Classic: The Snow Patrol
A guy says, "Run." The bartender says, "Only if you're being chased by the tab."Part of the 77 B... read more »
A guy says, "Run." The bartender says, "Only if you're being chased by the tab."Part of the 77 B... read more »
5. 2005 Vintage: The Pope
A guy says, "We have a new Pope!" The bartender says, "Does he drink Guinness? If not, I don't c... read more »
A guy says, "We have a new Pope!" The bartender says, "Does he drink Guinness? If not, I don't c... read more »
6. 56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a bar" setup. It was an era before... read more »
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a bar" setup. It was an era before... read more »
7. 2003 Archive: The Corona
A guy asks for a lime and the bartender says, "I'll give you a lemon. It's 2003, we're diversify... read more »
A guy asks for a lime and the bartender says, "I'll give you a lemon. It's 2003, we're diversify... read more »
8. 2008 Legacy: The Blackberry Bold
A guy is typing so fast his thumbs are smoking. The bartender says, "Emailing your boss or your ... read more »
A guy is typing so fast his thumbs are smoking. The bartender says, "Emailing your boss or your ... read more »
9. 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ending of The Lord of the ... read more »
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ending of The Lord of the ... read more »
10. 1999 Archive: The Tab
A guy says, "Put it on my tab, I'll pay you in the next century."Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: ... read more »
A guy says, "Put it on my tab, I'll pay you in the next century."Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: ... read more »
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