2007 Legacy: The Bouncer

“You’re too drunk to ‘Check In’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

A guy walks into a bar wearing a giant headset. He keeps waving ...read more »

"Reserved for the person who isn't filming a TikTok."Part of the...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

"The Dude abides the AI revolution."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: Th...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Dad07/24/2011 10:26Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Lord_Of_The_Rings10/26/2006 20:14One joke to rule them all!

@Matrix_Rebel01/26/1996 22:51I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Evil_Kermit_M03/18/2007 07:31Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Spawn_Camper_J12/10/2007 12:22I’m staying right here until I read every joke.