1996 Legacy: The Physical

He told me I’m in great shape for a man who’s been dead for three days.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

@Doom_Guy01/25/1998 22:21Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@Clueless_Cher05/01/2011 17:17As if! This is too funny.

@Jesus_Quintana10/04/2013 17:31Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Midi_Background05/21/2015 13:28Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

@Fred_Channel_0604/16/2013 05:39HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!