A guy orders an Appletini. The bartender says, “One drink for people who miss elementary school snacks.”
Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Talking Dog
Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Stanly Cup Part 2
The craze is over, but the giant mugs are still taking up half t...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Sonic 3
A guy runs into the bar really fast and hits the wall.Part of th...read more »
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2025 Archive: The Robot Bouncer
"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition
In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
Trading jokes in the shadows.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!