2019 Classic: The Smart Doorbell Panic
Jumping out of your skin because a robotic notification on your smartphone announced that a “person was detected in the zone,” only to realize it… Read More »2019 Classic: The Smart Doorbell Panic
2019 Legacy: The Scanner
I’m “beaming” with pride over my Disney+ account. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Vintage: Best Country Album
Why Golden Hour? Because Kacey Musgraves is the only person who can bring a disco ball to a rodeo and win. Part of the 39… Read More »2019 Vintage: Best Country Album
2018 Legacy: The IHOb
A guy asks, “Do you serve burgers now?” The bartender says, “This is a bar, not a pancake house that’s having an identity crisis.” Part… Read More »2018 Legacy: The IHOb
2018 Legacy: The Widows Gym Bags
Why Viola Davis? For proving that if your husband dies in a heist, you should just finish the job yourself with a group of very… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Widows Gym Bags
2018 Vintage: The Bus Driver
“Step behind the white line! I can’t see your face, but I can see your Fortnite dance!” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Bus Driver
2017 Archive: James Corden’s Carpool Entrance
Why was there a cardboard car? Because 2017 was the year you couldn’t be a celebrity without singing in a car with James Corden at… Read More »2017 Archive: James Corden’s Carpool Entrance
2017 Vintage: The Fyre Festival Disaster
Why the cheese sandwich? Because while we were listening to music, the “greatest festival of all time” turned into a survival movie about orange tents.… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Fyre Festival Disaster
2015 Legacy: The High-Speed Internet Celebration
The parish secretary throwing a small party in the office because the new high-speed internet connection allows her to upload the weekly bulletin to the… Read More »2015 Legacy: The High-Speed Internet Celebration
2015 Vintage: The Cuba Embassy Reopening
Why did the flag go up in Havana? Because after 54 years, the President decided that if we can’t beat them, we might as well… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Cuba Embassy Reopening