Why did the blonde smile at her doorbell? She thought it had a “built-in camera” with facial recognition.
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I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Professional humor for professional people.
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
Tapping my way to a good mood.