Why did the baker get arrested? He was caught “rolling” in the dough.
Part of the 47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 “Instagrammatic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
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We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
I’m watching you... read this joke!
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