Why do ghosts love diet soda? Because they want to stay “boo-tiful.”
Part of the 47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 “Instagrammatic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
You must construct additional laughs!