2009 Legacy: The Cow

I’m “moo-ving” on.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@Full_House_Lover01/03/2000 23:24You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@ICQ_Classic10/19/2002 05:44That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Married_With_Kids01/15/2014 07:17Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Spice_Girl_Posh06/02/2000 11:54Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Cow_And_Chicken12/31/1998 20:02Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Digg_Submitter_0507/13/2010 06:12Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

@Cloud_Computing10/19/1995 22:43Storing my laughs in the cloud.