2008 Archive: The Surgeon’s Hands

“Steady as a surgeon’s.” “Even during a recession?” “Actually, I’m shaking because I’m cold. They turned off the hospital heater.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »

@Men_In_Black_J04/25/2002 11:24Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!

@Macarena_Dancer06/02/2004 23:44Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Pirates_Jack_S01/17/2015 22:18But you have heard of this joke!

@Res_Dogs_MrPink04/24/2007 07:17I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Yugioh_Duelist01/02/1998 04:30You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Charlie_Bit_Me04/16/2006 07:14Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@PopUp_Blocker_X01/19/1997 14:14I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@Toolbar_Hater09/07/2004 12:01My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!