2009 Archive: The Sherlock (BBC) Fan
One, and he’s already figured out who broke it just by looking at the dust on the floor. Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2009 Archive: The Sherlock (BBC) Fan
2009 Legacy: The Simon Cowell Departure
Why the rumors? Because without Simon, the Emmys realized American Idol might actually have to focus on the singing. Part of the 36 Emmy Awards… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Simon Cowell Departure
2009 Archive: The Glee Craze
“I’m joining a choir!” “You’re 38, Kevin. The only ‘mash-up’ in your life is the potatoes you’re having for dinner.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2009 Archive: The Glee Craze
2009 Classic: Sherlock Holmes (RDJ)
Why was he boxing? Because in 2009, Guy Ritchie decided that being a genius detective meant you also had to be a Victorian MMA fighter.… Read More »2009 Classic: Sherlock Holmes (RDJ)
2009 Legacy: The Wood
I’m “pining” for a break. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Google Wave Invite
Why was the nerd so exclusive? He had a “Wave” invite and spent the day “collaborating” with the only three other people who had it.… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Google Wave Invite
2007 Vintage: The Memory
“I can’t remember life before the internet.” “Neither can I. That’ll be $200.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Memory
2007 Vintage: The Lemon
I hope my phone isn’t a “lemon.” Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Archive: The Pocket
I’m “holding” all the secrets. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Legacy: John Legend’s “Ordinary People”
Why did he win Best New Artist? Because he proved that a man and a piano is still the most dangerous combination in show business.… Read More »2006 Legacy: John Legend’s “Ordinary People”