I’m “pining” for a break.
Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is a joke in my boot!
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
The highest note of humor!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
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