2006 Legacy: John Legend’s “Ordinary People”
Why did he win Best New Artist? Because he proved that a man and a piano is still the most dangerous combination in show business.… Read More »2006 Legacy: John Legend’s “Ordinary People”
2005 Classic: The Little Star
Why did the sun go to the bank? To get some “liquid” assets. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 “Tube-ular” Edition archive.… Read More »2005 Classic: The Little Star
2004 Vintage: The Water
I’m “streaming” videos at a snail’s pace. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Archive: The Closing Time
“Last call! Go home and fix your MySpace profile!” Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2003 Archive: The Closing Time
2003 Legacy: Hulk (Eric Bana)
Why was he so big and purple? Because in 2003, we learned that making a “thinking man’s superhero movie” usually just results in a lot… Read More »2003 Legacy: Hulk (Eric Bana)
2003 Vintage: The Muse “Absolution” Grandeur
Why the falsetto? For the album that turned rock into a space opera full of conspiracy theories and epic riffs. Part of the 38 Musician… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Muse “Absolution” Grandeur
2003 Classic: The Love Actually Holiday
This movie taught us that Christmas is for stalking your best friend’s wife with giant cue cards and calling it “romantic.” Part of the 69… Read More »2003 Classic: The Love Actually Holiday
2003 Classic: The Real-Life Pinocchio Catch-up
Why did Roberto Benigni win Worst Actor (from the previous year)? Because the Razzies were still so confused by a 70-year-old wooden boy that they… Read More »2003 Classic: The Real-Life Pinocchio Catch-up
2002 Vintage: American Idol Debut
Why were we watching bad singers? Because we realized that seeing someone fail miserably at “I Will Always Love You” was just as entertaining as… Read More »2002 Vintage: American Idol Debut
2002 Archive: The Wood
I’m a carpenter. I’m just “pining.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified