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A girl with 70-foot hair walks in. The bouncer says, “That’s a fire hazard.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

A guy walks into a bar on April 8th wearing cardboard glasses. H...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "I'm waiting for the dark." The bartend...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

A guy runs into the bar really fast and hits the wall.Part of th...read more »

A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

@AOL_Surfer08/31/2001 02:30You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@Shrek_Donkey11/19/2008 15:19And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Pizza_Pizza_9906/03/2003 04:53Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Abe_Sapien_Fan12/31/2000 10:58I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Reservoir_Joe03/08/2013 12:57Professional humor for professional people.

@Wayne_World_Ex11/03/2007 01:35Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!