2016 Classic: The Nerve Game
A movie that made me realize that internet dares are a great way to end up in a neon-lit nightmare. Part of the 79 Observational… Read More »2016 Classic: The Nerve Game
2016 Classic: The “Surge” in Eastern Europe
Why did the U.S. send tanks back to Poland? To prove that the “Cold War” is like a classic movie—it’s getting a high-budget remake that… Read More »2016 Classic: The “Surge” in Eastern Europe
2016 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actress (Comedy)
Why Julia Louis-Dreyfus? For apologizing for the current political climate while holding a gold statue. Part of the 40 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2016 “Dragon… Read More »2016 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actress (Comedy)
2015 Classic: The Sicario Silence
Why Emily Blunt? For a movie that proved that in 2015, Benicio del Toro didn’t need to speak to be the most terrifying person in… Read More »2015 Classic: The Sicario Silence
2015 Vintage: Empire (The TV Show)
Why was the family drama so “Cookie Lyon”? Because the show was a hit, and Aunt Susan was acting like she owned the entire “Thanksgiving… Read More »2015 Vintage: Empire (The TV Show)
2013 Vintage: The Bread
I’m “rising” to the challenge of a viral challenge. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Vintage: The YouTube 1080p HD Buffer Crisis
The assistant pastor proudly trying to show a high-definition inspirational video clip during his sermon, forcing the entire congregation to stare at a small spinning… Read More »2012 Vintage: The YouTube 1080p HD Buffer Crisis
2011 Archive: The Monkey
I’m “swinging” by the app store. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Vintage: The Grandchild Identity Roulette
Listing the names of three different nieces, an old landlord, and the deceased family cat before successfully identifying the teenager standing right in front of… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Grandchild Identity Roulette
2010 Legacy: The Tangled
A girl with 70-foot hair walks in. The bouncer says, “That’s a fire hazard.” Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Tangled