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2016 Classic: The “Surge” in Eastern Europe

Why did the U.S. send tanks back to Poland? To prove that the “Cold War” is like a classic movie—it’s getting a high-budget remake that nobody asked for, but everyone is watching.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2016 “Mosul Siege & Commercial Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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