2020 Classic: The Earth
I’m “grounded” (literally). Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Legacy: The Zoom
I told a joke on a video call, but nobody laughed. I guess I was “muted” by the competition. Part of the 119 Classic Punny… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Zoom
2020 Classic: Bong Joon-ho’s Drinking Plans
Why did he want to “drink until next morning”? Because when you win four Oscars in one night, water is no longer a beverage option—you’ve… Read More »2020 Classic: Bong Joon-ho’s Drinking Plans
2020 Vintage: The Ketchup
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with your friends on FaceTime! Part of the 44 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Ketchup
2019 Archive: The “Storm Area 51” Event
Why did it end in a music festival? Because we realized that “clapping alien cheeks” is harder than it looks on the internet. Part of… Read More »2019 Archive: The “Storm Area 51” Event
2018 Classic: Halloween (Reboot)
Why was Michael Myers back again? Because Jamie Lee Curtis proved that you can’t keep a good Final Girl down, even 40 years later. Part… Read More »2018 Classic: Halloween (Reboot)
2018 Archive: The Meryl Streep 21st Nomination
Why? Because at this point, the Academy just nominates her to make sure she has a good seat for the show. Part of the 42… Read More »2018 Archive: The Meryl Streep 21st Nomination
2018 Archive: The Mirror
I’m “reflecting” on why I’m still dabbing. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Classic: The “GPS” Spoofing in the Black Sea
Why were the ships “in the middle of a forest” on the map? Because Russia proved that “Digital Reality” is just a suggestion. Part of… Read More »2017 Classic: The “GPS” Spoofing in the Black Sea
2016 Classic: The Nerve Game
A movie that made me realize that internet dares are a great way to end up in a neon-lit nightmare. Part of the 79 Observational… Read More »2016 Classic: The Nerve Game