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🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why were the Christmas cards so suspiciously perfect? Because no...read more »

Why were the home movies so weird? Because someone used AI to ge...read more »

Folie à Deux: Why was the caroling so depressing? Because the seq...read more »

In 2009, Christmas was a 3D spectacle. We were all wearing plasti...read more »

A little boy wrote to Santa: “Dear Santa, this year please send m...read more »

My family is so excited for Christmas this year. We finally go...read more »

Why was the cousin humming a soul track? Because the internet tu...read more »

Why are the kids so skeptical? Because after seeing ten differen...read more »

Why is everyone so humble? Because 2025 was the year of "Radical...read more »

Santa’s sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve. He called AAA and ...read more »

In 1995, Christmas was a battle between the old world and the dig...read more »

Why are there three versions of the same gift? Because the trilo...read more »

Why is the holiday so "heroic"? Because James Gunn’s new Superma...read more »

Why was the playlist so "Not Like Us"? Because the biggest rap w...read more »

@Home_Alone_Kevin11/13/2012 22:19Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@ICQ_Classic02/22/2007 23:48That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Beverly_Hills_9021012/01/1997 14:44The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli06/02/2002 17:56That still only counts as one laugh!

@BitTorrent_0110/19/1996 03:54Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Big_Lebowski_Dude02/18/2011 13:34The Dude abides... this joke.

@Bernie_Mittens02/05/2005 12:55I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

@Hi5_Pro_User04/02/1999 16:35High five for this joke!